Dick Parade 

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

Dick Parade by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

Dick Dandruff 

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

Dick Dandruff by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

Dick in the arse 

''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown

that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''

you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse

Dick in the arse by Chad Fire Engine Uranum November 10, 2013

dick trauma

Significant injury to ones penis.

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.

dick trauma by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014

dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

dick swarm by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014

Dick Whip Dance 

The shaking of a males penis after he's finished peeing to get the drips off.

John: Its been a while since I pissed, man. This'll be a while.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.

Dick Whip Dance by Geraldines buttcrack December 10, 2014

Dickacorn 

Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.

Dude, you are such a dick head, I bet you could be a dickacorn!

Dickacorn by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015