crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

crackalope by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

Cracker Crew 

A group of socially awkward white kids.

Person 1: Hey Look at all those white kids!
Person 2: Yea its a Cracker Crew.

Cracker Crew by Cracker Crew Scrub July 24, 2016

Cracktivities 

The average day for a crackhead

"Look ahere Billy Joe Bob don't let your Cracktivities keep you from seeing your youngins on Christmas

Cracktivities by Psykrates September 26, 2021

Cracked crackers 

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

Cracked crackers by Delete this account now June 4, 2023

super crackerhead 

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker

that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

super crackerhead by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012

upper cracker 

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.

Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.

upper cracker by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014

water cracker 

A white person swimming

Do you see how fast Chad is swimming?! Look at that water cracker go!

water cracker by Spookiest Jim October 5, 2018