Captain K
Captain K by TheFarSide September 26, 2005
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J.K. Rowling
Author of the Harry Potter books and the first author to ever become a billionaire. Money earned from the popularity of her books and the movies released based on the books.
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T.O.K.E.
Toklove/ Toke/ T.O.K.E.
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.
He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.
He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them
Dunno what you heard about me,
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.
T.O.K.E. by needs4crying March 3, 2009
No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.!
A twist on the MDC lyrics for "MDC- Born to Die" lyrics "No war, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.!"
But of course that's ridiculous because there is almost NO signs of fascism under Trump:
(look up the 14 signs of fascism)l
Powerful and Continuing Nationalism (check)
Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights (check)
Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause (yup)
Supremacy of the Military (yup)
Rampant Sexism (grab em!)
Controlled Mass Media (fake news!)
Obsession with National Security (yup)
Religion and Government are Intertwined (suppose a little shaky in regards to trump, but definitely an ongoing theme int he US)
Corporate Power is Protected (drain the swamp with Oil lobbyists in charge of the EPA right?)
Labor Power is Suppressed ("Budget Increases to OLMS by more $8M, an approximately 20% increase over its 2017 baseline appropriation. NLRB--$16% budget cut or a 6% decrease from 2017" the former to police unions and the latter to police employers btw)
Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts (global warming)
Obsession with Crime and Punishment (trump is very much on a 'tough on crime' platform. Also, literally wanting to label 'anti-fascists' as terrorists)
Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
Fraudulent Elections
But of course that's ridiculous because there is almost NO signs of fascism under Trump:
(look up the 14 signs of fascism)l
Powerful and Continuing Nationalism (check)
Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights (check)
Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause (yup)
Supremacy of the Military (yup)
Rampant Sexism (grab em!)
Controlled Mass Media (fake news!)
Obsession with National Security (yup)
Religion and Government are Intertwined (suppose a little shaky in regards to trump, but definitely an ongoing theme int he US)
Corporate Power is Protected (drain the swamp with Oil lobbyists in charge of the EPA right?)
Labor Power is Suppressed ("Budget Increases to OLMS by more $8M, an approximately 20% increase over its 2017 baseline appropriation. NLRB--$16% budget cut or a 6% decrease from 2017" the former to police unions and the latter to police employers btw)
Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts (global warming)
Obsession with Crime and Punishment (trump is very much on a 'tough on crime' platform. Also, literally wanting to label 'anti-fascists' as terrorists)
Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
Fraudulent Elections
No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.! by meed0k August 22, 2019