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Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
by hootowl18 March 4, 2011
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Brady Sandwich

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.
The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."
by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009
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sandwich

Two or more slices of bread with a condiment and meat in the middle. Pizza has its own definition. Tomato sauce cannot be on a sandwich.
Dev thought his pizza was a sandwich, but it does not have two pieces of bread.
by Josh's definition is right October 9, 2020
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Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck
man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025
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Jelly Sandwich

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.
by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018
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Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent
Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.
Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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