Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017

Second hand sin

Just like “second hand embarrassment” when you feel embarrassed watching the embarrassing actions of another person, “Second hand sin” is the feeling of guilt you get by observing the careless, regrettable actions of another person.

Second hand sin :

I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.

by Mario F. C. December 21, 2021

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

by riskyshiftphenomenon August 31, 2010

hand-written journaling

takin' it old school...you know, back when writing your thoughts meant putting a pen to the paper.

Keri was too busy admiring her hand-written journaling skills to update her online journal.

by Jake the man February 4, 2005

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

Hand Job City

Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.

Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'

by Hudson Street Homeboy October 20, 2010

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009