Car

Abbreviation for Can’t Actually Relate, used when a described situation is not relatable.

Dude, that Kanye and Taylor drama going on right now, really CAR.

by itsyaboilucas July 28, 2019

Car

Car go purr aahahha

Car is fat, orange, like lasagna.

I like cars

samesies
*insert image of cat*

by vixintoriq May 28, 2024

Car buddy

Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk

*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep

by Herk87 July 17, 2023

Car

Brm brm?

You can fuck there

Hey that is a nice car!
Joe just bought a new car!

by TomakataABC December 31, 2021

car flinch

A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.

When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads. I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.

by Goober4720 September 1, 2008

Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

steroid car

A car that somewhat resembles the often steroid-filled owner - such as a Mercedes-Benz GLE, BMW X6 or Tesla Model X.

Don't buy that steroid car, what are you on? Steroids?

by anonymous March 21, 2023