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a hard day's night 

The essence and summary of having lived the 'day' of ones life in 'darkness'. It has been... denotes a looking back or hindsight and the choise of the word 'hard' implies difficulty. Generally such epiphany comes sadly late.

Last minute, enlightenment is frequently found where mill stones were considdered mile stones.
Should you say it's been a hard day's night I will understand

your neighbors dog 

A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this:
you
your face
your mom
your mom's face
your mom's face on a good day
your neighbors dog
you are my neighbor's dog

random, yes. stupid, yes. fun to use to piss people off? yes.
p1: You are a fat stupid hobo.
p2: You are my neighbors dog. OHHHHH

nightballbizrack 

the nightball, uh randumleh blaced objegd uv ballz thad abbearz in the night, iz noen to ged bizzeh with large rackz uv mota oil. that iz wai id haz ben cawlld, the "nightballbizrack"

nightball foah idz tendensee to be uh objegd uv ballz randumleh blaced that abbears in the night, bizrack beguz id lygz to ged bizzeh with rackz uv mota oil.

id iz vereh eazeh to nod nodizz the nightballbizrack, zo be garevul nod do sdeb on id beguz id egzbelz whide goo, whige iz briddy zig. but, thiz whide goo gan be uzed do gure zizdig vibroziz, and there'z no zciendific broov that zez that.
Oops i just steped on that nightball. Look out here comes the substances
nightballbizrack by Rig Mogan March 23, 2003

red panty night

Its red panty night: basically someone is on their period. ..grab a tampon.

Connor McGRegor said it...thats what travis said any way.
red panty night by Plagued4thedamned September 19, 2016

Foggy Night 

In a dark room while having sexual intercourse with a women from behind, wait for her to spit out that ego coaxing phrase "im fixing to cum". That is your cue to discreetly bring out your trusty Air horn without her knowing. Right before she starts her blissful climax give her a good blast to the back of her head.
After enduring a long and drawn out talk with my wife concerning her need to spice up our love life, i decided to spice things up with a foggy night, during a full moon
Foggy Night by The_Ecstatic1 October 31, 2010

Night Swimming 

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.
Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?
Night Swimming by MisterProblems September 25, 2015