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Night Swimming

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.
Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?
by MisterProblems September 25, 2015
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