jack muffin

When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.

Last night we played Jack muffin and I lost.

by Billy jr March 11, 2016

Jack Daniels

A brand of overpriced whiskey with an undeserved reputation for being a "manly" drink. Essentially bourbon that has been filtered through charcoal to remove the flavor in order to make it more palatable for people who don't like whiskey.

Hey bartender, put some Coke in my Jack Daniels so I can taste something.

by smacintush November 14, 2018

Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

jack the stripper

Jack the stripper was an 18th-century living man who was the first to call himself a trans gender. Therefore, the word trans gender comes from him because we always think of women as man first when we think of genders, and therefore it is the trans because jack the stripper was first a man and became a woman afterwards.

A: Did u heard about jack the stripper ?
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.

by dick nick November 22, 2018

jack eva

A sporty, shy, and trustworthy guy. He usually gets mad at girls because they make him rage but some of them are his best friends. He’ll do anything for his friends even if it means hurting himself. If you make him mad good luck surviving. He has the warmest eyes and the best smile. If your his friend your one lucky person and never let him go.

Did you see that jack Eva he’s so cute.

by Hey how r u December 10, 2018

Jack plastow

Having a higher up than normal penis.

Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!

by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017

flo-jack

When you have an insurance tracker attched to the OBD II port of your car that tattles for indiscrections.

I can't speed or that bitch Flo from Progressive will call my parents and rat me out for it. My car's been Flo-jacked!

by DrOtto July 14, 2017