EYE FUCK 

To stare into a persons eyes a bit to long. To hold eye contact just a smidge too long!

Mary was passing Jon on the street and gave him a come hither look!

EYE FUCK by Keesayer August 5, 2004

eyarrhea 

The crust that forms on your eyes overnight.

It really sucked. I woke up this morning to find my right eye sealed shut with eyarrhea.

eyarrhea by Harry "gMan" G......... September 29, 2007

eye condum 

another word for contact lens

MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.

eye condum by Debbie Pancake October 24, 2008

Red Eye Fry 

The act of filling a girl's asshole full of catsup (a Heinz enema or douche if you will) then dipping and eating french fries out of her forbiddin hole.

I wish Leigh Ann wasn't a dyke cause I would love to give her a Red Eye Fry.

CLINT: Is it lunch time yet?
MIKE: Yup! I sure can go for some Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Great! Lets hit the strip club, I'll bring the catsup!

Red Eye Fry by mike fury July 14, 2006

pussy eye 

This occurs when you go down on girl and you get Herpes in your eye.

Ol' Johhny has got a case of pussy eye....he was looking for love in all the wrong places.

pussy eye by charliebucket December 19, 2007

bung eye ben 

some really stupid annoying little faggot at rosebud secondary collage that has a bung eye.
he annoys the shit thru anyone and says the repetitive phrases like
"make me"
"go fuck ya dad"
"go away you fat fuck"
"come here and say it"

hows it going today? "go fuck ya dad"
are you going to make me?
"come here and say it"
stop being a bung eye ben.

bung eye ben by gigglegurdydo January 9, 2008

Pink Eye Pearl Harbor 

The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.

A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.

When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.

An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.

Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"

Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"

Sizuki: "Bansai!!"

Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"

Sizuki: "Ultimate."

Pink Eye Pearl Harbor by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011