crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Highland Pie

The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.

I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that

by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009

Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 15, 2023

strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

dominated pie

See the movie American Pie

He dominated pie.

by Stiff-miester December 3, 2013

chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

Makin' Pie

When you cut a silent fart while riding in the car with friends.

John: OMG... what is that smell?

Rick: I'm makin' pie!

John: Roll down the windows!

by Scotrone March 11, 2010