Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

Kalm yo tits

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

by thunder-cunt July 2, 2011

Tit-Tac

A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.

Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

T-rex tits

A woman whose breast have grown(or created) so large she is unable to use her arms well

"She's got some T-rex tits on her!"

Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.

by CLBwashere June 18, 2006

up on your tit

when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;

when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit

having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person

susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes

sandy: that dude is all up on your tit

susan: no shit

by droidette September 20, 2010

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

Big-Tits McGee

A female of the human species who is blessed with unusually large tits and is objectified for this feature.

Oh, hey, there's big-tits mcgee.
Man 1: Do you know big-tits mcgee?
Man 2: No. Describe her.
Man 1: She has big tits.
Man 2: Oh yeah I know her.

by RKDaniels September 30, 2007