Don’t piss me off

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.

“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

by Cmong6969gees August 27, 2019

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

by hi8877875 February 5, 2019

dream has a piss kink

he is fucking obsessed with piss so much he would eat drink and breathe it if he could.

dream has a piss kink and is not afraid to show it.

by hailey xoxo October 6, 2021

vain piss pot

Quazi..................

guy at school

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

piss like a russian racehorse

When you have to piss badly like a Russian Racehorse

I gotta piss like a Russian Racehorse.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005

Fuckin Shit Piss Damn

Used when someone is very upset or shocked.

FUCKIN SHIT PISS DAMN... i dun spilled my drink!!

by hollizzle_wifey August 7, 2006