man woman beast thing 

A blatent beef of a man trying to be a women and failing badly because everyone can clearly tell that "she" is a man.

hehe, look at the man woman beast thing over there.. get onto her fat chin!

man woman beast thing by Spizzy February 3, 2005

"Man the moon" 

To "man the moon" is to prepare the outter moon of the planet Earth for use as a projectile toward an opposing force. It is a slang term referring to the use of an ultimatum toward an enemy or threat. "Man(ing) the moon" originated as a commonly posted phrase exisiting in the lingo of the web site www.4chan.com. When a picture,news piece,subject,etc is posted that is so menecing,threatening,unbeleivable or overwhelming it is beyond the description of ordinary words, it is common in the 4chan community to post the phrase "man the harpoons" with a small avatar of a readied harpoon(s). Likewise, if the forerunning post is particularly impressive, it is then often dubbed necessary to "man the moon". A picture of the moon coliding with the Earth is often posted along with the phrase.

Original 4chan post:"Hey,has anyone heard that Paris Hilton has recently been working on her new carrer as a politician?"

Reader 1:"Man the harpoons!"

Following 4chan post:"Wow,Panic at the Disco has recently stated that they beleive themselve to actually be talanted and intended to be listened to by straight males"

Reader 1:"MAN THE MOON!"

Reader 1:"For the love of god,Panic at the Disco sucks Donkey dick,it's imparative that we "Man the moon" imeadiatley!

"Man the moon" by Erik Fisher July 5, 2008

Man Sevens 

Term used to describe Seven Jeans' mens line. Seven, a line of designer jeans originally for women, has developed a similar line for men which are worn by many metrosexuals.

At first glance I thought he was wearing his sister's jeans but then I realized that guys a Metrosexual and those are his own Man Sevens.

Man Sevens by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004

man five 

one step higher than a high five, given for completing or attempting a macho feat.

John: "Dude, i almost got head from alare"
Sean: "Man five john"

man five by nick allen December 9, 2008

Man Jellies 

Plastic Shoes worn by men

Steve wore his Man Jellies proudly and with socks at that.

Man Jellies by Love ya dork October 16, 2007

Man-leader 

1) A male cheerleader
2) Syn. for Homosexual

1) Tyler is pretty buff, I guess he has to be to be a man-leader.
2) Ashlee digs Drake, someone should tell her he's a man-leader.

Man-leader by Sir Droosef November 27, 2007

man quake 

That guy at the party who becomes so obnoxiously shit-faced that his actions cause the Richter scale to register outrageously-high levels

When Wills is in his party bus mode, more often that not he is also the man quake

man quake by The Beav March 21, 2008