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Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
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Afro Man!

It is a remix of the song "Iron Man" that goes like this...
I am afro man
running through the woods from the Ku Klux Klan!
by Shanon Nicole September 26, 2008
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ghost man

A person that covers a base when you are playing kick ball and you don't have enough players on your team. Their abilities are the same as yours depending on your skills on running to the base.
The ghost man on first base ran the wrong way when I ran from home to third base. Idiot.
by smith dog January 26, 2009
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Man-brain

Refers to the way men think in regards to their lack of finesse and attention to detail in general; particularly, though, in socially sensitive ones. Much like using an ax instead of a scalpel to dissect, or a shotgun instead of a sniper riffle to shoot a target.
Anyone exemplifying the man-brain lacks the etiquette to handle delicate or intricate social situations as wells as critical thinking that requires consideration for all the problem's aspects.
When a son tells his mother to move her feet so his girlfriend can sit in an effort to "act more like a gentleman" as the mother has been advising him to do. The son is showing a clear case of man-brain.
by borabora February 25, 2009
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man's look

The search for a missing item, typically undertaken by a man, that often results in that object not being found. It is specifically defined (in my opinion) by looking for something WITHOUT having to move anything.
Oh, get out the way (says wife to husband) you've had a man's look - let me take a proper look.
by Andy the Man Mountain Knights February 22, 2011
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Man-Child

A term originating from Claude Brown's 1965 memoir "Man-Child in the Promised Land" about growing up in the streets of 1940s and 50s Harlem, NYC, one of the earliest and most powerful accounts of ghetto life and its culture. A "Man-Child" originally referred to a boy or adolescent from the streets who was prematurely exposed to and knowledgeable about sex, violence and crime, incarceration, adult responsibility for younger siblings due to a dysfunctional home, and hustling to make a living.
You think life in the 'hood is rough now? Check out Brown's book one day. By the time he was 15 he'd already been locked up, hustling for a living and doing whatever he had to to survive as a man-child on the streets.
by BxMuscle June 22, 2011
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WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.
Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...
by Kiddo August 30, 2004
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