skooly jack

Skooly Jack is a cool, laid back person who is into athleticism and academics. Usually very influential and kind-hearted. Quiet at times but very intelligent and wise.

Skooly Jack usually are people to talk to.

by Skooly Jack December 19, 2016

Finger jacking

Finger jacking is when you vigorously finger a women's vagina.

Robert was finger jacking David's girlfriend's pussy and she loved it

by Richard mor December 10, 2015

Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

jack muffin

When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.

Last night we played Jack muffin and I lost.

by Billy jr March 11, 2016

Jack Daniels

A brand of overpriced whiskey with an undeserved reputation for being a "manly" drink. Essentially bourbon that has been filtered through charcoal to remove the flavor in order to make it more palatable for people who don't like whiskey.

Hey bartender, put some Coke in my Jack Daniels so I can taste something.

by smacintush November 14, 2018

Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

jack the stripper

Jack the stripper was an 18th-century living man who was the first to call himself a trans gender. Therefore, the word trans gender comes from him because we always think of women as man first when we think of genders, and therefore it is the trans because jack the stripper was first a man and became a woman afterwards.

A: Did u heard about jack the stripper ?
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.

by dick nick November 22, 2018