D.B.Y.M.O.S.E 

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

D.B.Y.M.O.S.E by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010

D-Pakk 

Rape persona for northern California philanthropist. Born into great prosperity, made a life's mission to study classical art, language and bringin the funk. Has been known to collaborate with K-blok of Cincy in artistic ventures and keepin-it-real seminars.

Did you hear the latest joint by D-Pakk?

D-Pakk by randmcnealy August 22, 2010

D.A.R.S.

Dumb Ass Retarded Syndrome - The highest level of stupidity.

You have a case of D.A.R.S.

D.A.R.S. by Bobby aka LambChop January 13, 2011

D-ploma 

When some one graduates from high school, but just barely, making the lowest possible, passing, grade.

Well ya know, he got a "D-Ploma" so...

D-ploma by BooBooShoes! February 23, 2011

D-Bomb 

Walking up to a girl and kissing her without warning

Hey I d-Bombed Sally last night
Wtf dude she's gonna kill you

D-Bomb by Fatmaneatingchicken September 14, 2012

d-sqaud 

a group of three or more douchebags who come together to become more annoying

"Me and my d-sqaud are gonna go were tangtops, sunglasses and get wasted. Want to come?

d-sqaud by BusB2012 November 29, 2012

D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

D.U.I.H.S.T. by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012