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Jetpack Top 

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.
"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."
Jetpack Top by mmetz April 2, 2025
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argument used every time there's a discourse happening in viptwt and they take the opportunity to show their hate boner against him even when he has absolutely nothing to do with the drama. It's also used by VVIPS.
"but top said that..."
"but top did this..."
"but top stans are saying..."
but top by nhgcs April 9, 2025

Total Top 

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.
“Hey we should 69

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”
Total Top by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

high top 

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis
I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher
high top by therealpinger May 18, 2025
in the brain (in relation to intellect).
A man with little on top
On top by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Emergency Top 

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.
“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”
Emergency Top by drewtini June 22, 2025