the action of performing anal sex with your girlfriends mother and proceeding to open a tin of baked beans and pouring them down her vagina like an erupting volcano, and then after you pour the sizzling hot baked beans you open a can of coke zero and pour it on your penis and pretending your spunking out ancient water from mount tunisia all over her already soaked in baked beans lava face
by kile butler January 21, 2025
Get the dirty benmug. 
A loving and caring person who loves being around family and friends
Follows his passion without failure.
He loves kids and loves being around them would be the cool uncle but would never let him babysit as he could be a nonce
Follows his passion without failure.
He loves kids and loves being around them would be the cool uncle but would never let him babysit as he could be a nonce
by Dishclothbandit October 14, 2022
Get the Benmug. A "Ben" is a rare kind of person. They are the sweetest most kind person ever known to man. People adore him, and for all the right reasons, he is also very, very hot and has a really big cock that isn't too big that you wouldn't want to fuck but the perfect kind of dick. My mouth is watering thinking about it. If you ever see a "Ben" instanly make out with him and don't look back.
by PhrogKing January 3, 2022
Get the Benmug. by DaddyCool126 February 20, 2022
Get the Benmug. by Xxxrick November 28, 2020
Get the Benmug. An annoying ass 6' 10" dude who likes to steal shoes and eat ass. Be careful. He might try to grab your balls
by 06492yr September 29, 2021
Get the Benmug.