Ben

A wild ape that hides in closets and tickles people wile there asleep, the most studied animal in history the only animal that can reproduce with his own mouth and genitalia

Idiot 1. You here about that ben that escaped from dickle daycare

idiot 2. what

Ben. “slurp slurp

by Gaysexhomo July 5, 2022

Ben Kennedy

A neighbor who gives in easily to peer pressure.

If you chastise him enough, he will surely take down the obnoxious Christmas lights. He’s such a Ben Kennedy.

by Osos Dialect February 16, 2025

Bens Caravan

Where all that naughty business goes down

"Anyone wanna go to Bens caravan?"

by jaaackem May 2, 2019

Ben

Ben is elite

Ben is the most elite

by Kind guy October 18, 2021

Ben Kaufman

Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way

ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)

by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011

Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'

"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."

by flyboy45 June 23, 2023

ben

so attractive and an amazing cool kid.

GIrl1. HOOOOOOOOOO ITS BEN

by duck man299) February 24, 2022