ear muffing 

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing by brian mayer July 14, 2015

ms muffins 

Natalie Diana Vargas #1ND wet vagina ready for pudgys dick

Ms muffins was being naughty so pudgy dicked her down !

ms muffins by Ms. Muffins November 4, 2015

Dinky muffins 

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.

Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.

Dinky muffins by Ihatecraneandgates January 22, 2018

grief muffins 

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees

I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious

grief muffins by Hspansot July 15, 2019

Tough Muffins 

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg

Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins

Tough Muffins by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019

Fresh Muffins 

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

Meadow muffins

Horse manure that's on your streets

Have you seen meadow muffins recently? I think I did in Cuba

Meadow muffins by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2026