cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

cat prod

The act of humourously annoying a cat by poking it with ones finger or other dull object.

Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.

"Dude, I played cat prod for like an hour last night. I even forgot to study calculus, 'cause it was so funny. Anyways, that's where I got these scratches."

by EddieB March 10, 2007

complicated cat

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020

Cat Bomb

When a Cat with nails is thrown in the air by one person at another person or animal. The Claws of the cat are thus exposed and are known to scratch the victims body

Gage just Cat Bombed John from across the room!

by Oracle 420 October 4, 2012

Habibi cat

This cat is a very good and warm-hearted cat he will be a very good cat if u play him "super idol" from that weird Chinese man this cat is special species and will not be friend with balsack cats

You just got habibi catted

by Bingusballs November 23, 2021

shelf cat

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010