Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Top

LGBT person who gives in sexual stuff

She’s definitely a top
He’s definitely a top

by Blu24 October 16, 2019

Pop-top

A can in witch you stick you erected penis inside of

Aye man would you like to stick you penis in my pop-top

by Add me on Snapchat @cason_332 October 17, 2019

Top the cherry

when a girl is on her period and you smash that bitch.

I gotta top the cherry on chloe.

by Spedmuffins October 23, 2019

Big scary top

This phrase is used when a bottom or a furry wants to address a top. Usually used when a bottom (or furry) is intimidated or etc.

“Valley is such a big scary top! Eek!”
“I know right! She rweally scwary!”

by Lmaogetnoibed October 25, 2019

Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 9, 2021

Top

Giving someone brain(sucking dick)

Gimme some top girl

by anonymous November 10, 2021