Bean

Something that girls might call their short/little/tiny/cute friend.

Girl 1: BEAN!!!!!!
Girl 2/bean: what?
Girl 1: I MISSED U BEAN!
Girl 2/bean: mhm

by Girl1fr12345679 January 6, 2023

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Bikini beans

Hard nipples under a bikini top.

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Kylee just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

smol bean

(noun) someone who is too precious for this world.

Louis Tomlinson is such a smol bean.

by TheTommoWay October 7, 2020