dick squelch 

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

dick squelch by analex127 January 23, 2009

Dick-Nosed Freak 

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

Dick-Nosed Freak by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

Dick Shirt 

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

Dick Shirt by hot carl! August 19, 2009

Dick Door(s) 

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

Dick Door(s) by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

dick snuff by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

dick knuckling 

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout

1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.

dick knuckling by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

dick wrappers 

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

dick wrappers by extet May 26, 2010