cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

cat prod

The act of humourously annoying a cat by poking it with ones finger or other dull object.

Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.

"Dude, I played cat prod for like an hour last night. I even forgot to study calculus, 'cause it was so funny. Anyways, that's where I got these scratches."

by EddieB March 10, 2007

Cheney Cat

Noun- A cat that doesn't really meow or purr, just makes a sort of squawking sound.

I got a Cheney Cat. She's a bitch.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

cat run

1. n. A dedicated area (usually enclosed by a fence) of a park where cats may be execised untethered, which would otherwise be in violation of local leash laws (N.B. cats do not run for exercise);
2. n. A good idea which is bad ipso facto (etym. New Yorker cartoon from 26-Jan-2009 issue).

Windows Vista was a total cat run; upgrade to 7, dude.

by CTBill February 3, 2009

complicated cat

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

killing the cat

Really shitty singing

Someone with headphones on, thinking they are singing their ass off, when infact they sound like a cat being killed slowly. Killing the Cat.

by RomelloX December 21, 2013

Cat Swallow

A vagina eat a dick

My girlfriend cat swallowed me

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016