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Cospute

Brainstorming with friends without the use of AI, internet or dictionary/thesaurus.

Ideas and solutions must be organically thought up without the help of literary external resources.

Strangers and people are an acceptable source.
My friends and I have to cospute at work to find the best solution.

While cosputing, we figured out a solution to our problem.

The consputes we had during work helped form a plan of action.
by Keg St James March 8, 2026
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costco adult

Noun. The costco adult is much like the Disney adult, but poor.

The costco adult, though poorer, is still very self involved and entitled. They also lack the spatial and social awareness to function well in a society (see douchebaggery). Normal, well adjusted adults avoid them as much as possible since these freaks will die on any hill in costco's honor. Being a consumer is their identity and only goal in life and while shopping is the most pathetic hobby on the planet, it seems to bring costco adults some form of satisfaction. Not happiness (costco adults abhor happiness); simply satisfaction.

Unlike Disney adults, costco adults ages range from 30's to 70's and are not confined to the millennial generation making them more difficult to identify when not in the vicinity of a costco. Once entering the vicinity of a costco, the costco adult becomes rabid and furious and tranquillizing the costco adult should be considered at that point. Or at any point. Or maybe just forever idk.
Person: are you going to Penny's wedding?
Some other person: no. She's a costco adult so her reception dinner is the costco food court and I'm allergic to hot dogs.
by loluhohlolohwell March 13, 2026
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costco zombies

Noun. Costco zombies roam costcos at a stupidly slow pace, stop in the middle of aisles and use their carts to block as many people as possible. You will often see them chewing the entire time they are in costco as they subsist on free samples and other people's pain and misery. The costco zombie horde often move from sample station to sample station until the samples are fully depleted. Woe to the costco that doesn't offer free samples.

While they may have a tendency to moan or groan when the free samples have run dry, they aren't yet cannibalistic and will eventually shuffle out the exit. They can and should be herded. Zombie hunters can get some good training if they enter costco during any weekend or during the holidays.
Person: come with me for a short run to costco.
Some other person: it's the weekend and the costco zombies will be out in full force though.
That first person: and you call yourself a zombie hunter smh.
by loluhohlolohwell March 13, 2026
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Coslob

When your arguing a correct point to a person that is in the low Iq category, and someone else with a low Iq, also agrees with the incorrect person.
Person 1: Don't put your money in the machine because you need it more.

Person 2: But the machine needs money to stay alive.

Person 1: Thats not how it works at all.

Person 3: You just don't have any money to feed the machine.

Person 1: No actually you 2 mfs are sketchy and fupp the money you just wanna be a coslob.
by 1stKingSol March 14, 2026
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Cosmiazilideaism

The philosophical belief that the universe originates from a single primordial consciousness whose imagination generated reality, with individual minds existing as separate perspectives of that same sources consciousness.
Cosmiazilideaism states that every conscious makes up the universe.
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Cosa

My love love love love who I love so much
I love you my cosa
by Wiggyhy February 14, 2025
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Cosme

Your acting like cosme stop it
by Mason193999 February 20, 2025
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