To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.
Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020
Get the Kalpa Ballsmug. adj. A phrase used to convey that one thing is really amazing. One may add the word "respectfully" while using the term to indicate politeness.
by GorillasEatBiscuits December 22, 2021
Get the balls in the trolleymug. n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.
2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.
3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"
4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.
5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.
2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.
3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"
4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.
5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
Get the ping-ballmug. by the random. October 2, 2021
Get the hanging ballsmug. The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
Get the Jelly Ballsmug. Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.
Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.
Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.
by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016
Get the thick ballsmug. The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.
Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.
Wife: Ew! No!
Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.
Wife: Ew! No!
Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018
Get the Gucci Ballsmug.