Money

No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.

Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.

Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Money

When you like to spend it on your girl and you spoil her.

I just spoiled my girl with a new car it cost so much money

by Karlei Ogden April 21, 2022

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

Money

The thing that makes the world go round.

Money makes the world go round, without it the world would be a cube.

by reasaboys February 18, 2023

Money Green

Not denying service to an undesirable customer

Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.

A: “Why would you sell him a phone, he’s clearly a racist”

B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”

“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”

by BlankMan2033 February 21, 2024