goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

by Old Phardt July 25, 2023

Take a toothpick to it

Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.

Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.

John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.

Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!

Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it

by Grosh is better then all of us July 25, 2023

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023