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pie (adjective)

Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.

The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".

Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.

"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."

"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."

"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."

"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young girls is seriously pie — not okay at all."

"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."

"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."

"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."

"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."

"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."

"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."

"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."

"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."

"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."

"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."

"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."

"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."

"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."

"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."

"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
by aliceayres April 1, 2025
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a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience
"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."
by Persephone282 December 24, 2020
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Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
by Forever2297 November 19, 2022
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Moosie Pie

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"
Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!
by Sudoer October 25, 2010
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Cutie Pie

What Brynn Evans is to Peter. They have never seen each other in real life but Peter is in LOVE.
Cutie Pie is when you are liking someone even tho u never saw them. AKA Peter to Brynn.
by Bobby Monkey April 26, 2022
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Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.
Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.
by Hixy65 April 21, 2024
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by anonymous May 26, 2025
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