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Pussy bacon 

A sex position, When u smashing a bitches pussy up and u eating bacon at the same time.
Man last night i pussy baconed that girl up.

pussy show 

a show in which strippers use their pussies for extremely exotic things. For example shoving a bottle opener up their pussy and opening a bottle of beer.
Yo bitch let's go watch a pussy show. They get me fucking horny.

pussy wet paint 

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.
I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.
pussy wet paint by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

Pussy Cramp

When girls can feel menstrual cramps down in the vagina.
"I was having cramps and as soon as I sat down I felt a pussy cramp up my vagina".
Pussy Cramp by Luve October 15, 2008

Pussy Puff 

Usually following, "Oo, gurl..." a pussy puff initiates an instant subjection to being fabulous with an ounce of sass. To pussy puff, a graduated Diva must raise their nails within blowing (puffing) reach, and huff. The notion that one is drying their nails with a pussy puff instantly announces sass, independence, and glamour.

Please note that pussy puffs can be done individually, but are best when done simultaneously with other divas.
Friend: "I got my weave done for $3 yesterday."
You: "Oh, gurl! Le cheveaux-faux! (Pussy Puff)"
Pussy Puff by dirtybikebitch March 4, 2009

pussy booger

When a woman doesn't clean up completely after sex and the cum dries up forming a pussy booger.
I was eatin' dat bitch out last night, and a damn pussy booger got stuck in my teef.