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Pulling a St. John

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.
Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.
by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008
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John Wayne paper

A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.
John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.
by Brother's quotes July 27, 2016
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Shut up John

What you say to someone named John when they are being loud and annoying

Best used by people with a deep voice.
John: (being very loud and annoying)

Good law abiding citizens: shut up John!!
by Big chungchung man February 11, 2019
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John Wick Mode

When someone hurts your dog and you show no mercy
He kicked my puppy so I went John Wick Mode on him and broke his fucking neck
by That guy mike June 2, 2019
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St. John's College

A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.

Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.

St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.

Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."

Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
by notsocrates December 2, 2020
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Reverse John Deere

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara
by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020
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John De Lancie

John De Lancie
B. March 20, 1948
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

John De Lancie is an actor who is well known for his portrayal of the omnipotent being "Q" in Star Trek. Recently he has become known to the 'brony' (My Little Pony) fandom as "Discord" the spirit of chaos and disharmony.

As of May 2012, Mr. De Lancie is spearheading a movement to educate the public on the "Brony" fandom, by making a fan funded documentary via a kickstarter campaign that will follow him to the 2012 Brony Con in New Jersey the beginning of June 2012.

Although his roles as "Q" and "Discord" may be considered his most well known characters, he has been in numerous other series, been a star on film, television, and stage, has voiced characters in video games, produced audio dramas, and a great number of other pursuits showcasing his wide variety of talents.

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John De Lancie may be known as "Discord" to the Brony's, but he will always be "Q" to his original fans the Trekkie's.

my little ponystar trekdiscordQBrony
by DemiTheGoddesss November 9, 2012
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