A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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(Adj.) to confuse or be confused. (ex) “That’s beddogiling”
(Adj.) to confuse or be confused. (ex) “That’s beddogiling”
This memo is beddogiling.
by Taiterbaker May 1, 2018
Get the beddogiling mug.You ever had a dream and where you feel like we're falling? That is what I call a bedfall. Just imagine you are in a deep sleep having a sweet dream. In the middle of your dream, you fall off a cliff. At this moment you fell your body falling to the ground. You wake up in shock and ah just to realize that you are still in your bed and your great dream was just ruined. Now image if you have a nightmare. Image you having a nightmare, you running from Jason from the very famous American horror film Friday the 13th! As you are making your great escape, the floor breaks and you fall through. As this is happening, you fell your heart sink deep into your chest, and the next thing you know your bed feels like you are in the air falling to the ground. You wake up you in the bed perfectly safe and sound. You, my friend just had a bedfall!
by King F_A_M_E May 4, 2018
Get the bedfall mug.When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!
by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018
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by Xwarm May 6, 2018
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Beder is the most interesting guy you'll ever meet. He's a bit of a bad boy but in a fun kind of way. He cares about all of his friends dearly. Beder is the type of boyfriend to get you whatever you want. Beder has expensive taste and doesn't like cheap or bootleg stuff.
by Big_boi_beder April 4, 2018
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