Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

Poison Apple

Very tempting raging chemistry with a toxic person who will destroy your sanity and wellness.

Nah dog, she blew your mind, but then pressed the nuclear button sent you packing for no reason. It has been a month. Don’t go back now that she says you have to do better to get more lovin. She’s a poison apple.

by Studly Wordsmith February 7, 2026

the Apple cube

the Apple cube a long awaited object made the creator BENTON he made this to harness the power of Williams search history. basically a cube of forks and apples together not too crazy.

Benton made “the Apple cube” again

by dabigguypantsonkaynodihfr February 21, 2026

One apple tall and 600 pounds

To be extremely short but incredibly wide and heavy. Like a thick pancake.

"dat boi one apple tall and 600 pounds"

"like the song by lil tecca"
"mhm"

by Shade_Alatus March 8, 2026

Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

You stick a disposable weed vape in someone’s asshole, and then pull a hit from said cart while the asshole farts. This in turn causing you to smoke a fart, as the air taken in from the cart acts as a straw.

Yeah I gave him that Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

by Starseekerrrrr March 13, 2026

Dirty Appleby

Dirty Appleby
A ruthless gamer prank performed on someone who is completely locked into a video game and unaware of their surroundings. A friend sneaks up behind them a “drive-by” across the back of the gamer’s neck, by spreading their butt cheeks apart and rubbing their butthole on the back of their neck instantly ruining the match and the victim’s trust forever

A Dirty Appleby is widely considered one of the most savage couch-gaming betrayals.

by Applestink March 14, 2026

bad apple

When a girl throws an apple up into a witches hands, then a house appears with a book, then a rabbit stops the book, then the witch eats it and litters it onto a mansion, then the apple becomes a woman, then the woman becomes a vampire that drops a cup, then the cup becomes a maid, then the maid throws a knife, then the knife becomes a vampire, then the vampire gets cut in half by a ninja, then it pans to a hot person cooling off, then a leaf turns into a boat, then a scythe turns into satan, then the sword becomes a woman with fire, then the fire becomes 2 women, then the women merge into the moon, then 2 women reach out, then the moon becomes 3 musicians,

bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.

by visaa February 15, 2025