sucked to sleep 

The act of sucking your man to the point of total exhaustion leading to a loss of consciousness. (See filatio)

Me: Man Billy has been out for a while.
Jack: Yeah Lauren sucked him to sleep.
Me: sucked to sleep?
Jack: yeah sucked him to exhaustion.
Me: Damn.

sucked to sleep by HoneyHole99 July 25, 2015

national dick sucking day iii 

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

national dick sucking day iii by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

Plumb sucker 

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.

Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.

Plumb sucker by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

POO ON YOU SUCKA 

the ultimate comeback

Person A: Why don't you QQ!
Person B: POO ON YOU SUCKA
Person A: ...

POO ON YOU SUCKA by asdfqwertrweq June 12, 2011

cock sucking bastard fucker 

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

cock sucking bastard fucker by Tom J H September 6, 2006

butt sucker 

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.

dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.

butt sucker by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011

Cock Sucking son of a bitch

George W. Bush ....../and his Father

That cock sucking son of a bitch got raped in the bathroom.

Cock Sucking son of a bitch by George Nigger Bush August 11, 2006