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Old Spice

A crypto-faction originating from the United States of America that aims to spread the radical ideas of “Spicism” through any means necessary.
After infiltrating the highest echelons of the American government, Old Spice initiated a coup which ultimately granted it unlimited control over the country
by Old anew August 2, 2019
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old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it
Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot
by im an old idiot August 6, 2019
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Old

A verb, a describing word. Usually used to describe people (or person)who grew up in the pre-digital age and physically interacted with the world.
Person 1 - blah, blah, blah, snapchat, Instagram, influencer, likes...
Person 2 - I’m glad I’m old.
by Mr. Pandy September 2, 2019
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Old people

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
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Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000
Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.
by Father of 7 June 7, 2018
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Old Yeller-her

When you brutally or abruptly end a relationship or sex with a girl
She was getting too attached, so I had to Old Yeller-her.
by Mottsauce June 9, 2018
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