When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.
First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.
First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.
by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017
Get the The Old Eliassenmug. /oʊld ˈjɛlɚ/
My dad's lucky toenail that he supposedly has never trimmed in his life and thus it has grown incredibly long, thick & sharp. Named for it's yellow hue.
My dad's lucky toenail that he supposedly has never trimmed in his life and thus it has grown incredibly long, thick & sharp. Named for it's yellow hue.
by Partydude17 April 14, 2022
Get the Old Yellermug. two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
Get the two year oldsmug. 
A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019
Get the crusty old favormug. When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020
Get the Old Man's Rightsmug. Also spelled "old softy".
Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
Get the Old softiemug.