one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

dakota and justina

Gay fuck

I just had a "Dakota and Justina" with Sam!!!!

by Lollzjjj March 20, 2016

kelsey and justin

a couple you wouldn't expect to be together but are actually very cute. They bring out the best qualities in each other despite being polar opposites. They radiate happiness and love to try new things together. Kelsey and Justin don't always seem to get along but they both know that they belong together.

"i wish we could be like kelsey and justin"
"You are the kelsey to my justin"

by definitelynotkelsey May 7, 2018

December 9th Justin

National ask Justin out on a date

December 9th Justin's birthday

by Hellomanintheban November 1, 2020

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021

Kaylee and Justin

The cutest couple that will ever be. They may have their ups and downs but will always end up back together.

Omg Kaylee and Justin are so cute together… Im jealous.

by Kaylee and Justin August 23, 2021

Logan and Justin

power couple, super cute and everybody wants to be like them.

wow did you see Logan and Justin? they're so cute!

by syvulo February 20, 2022