one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 07, 2014

Enormazing

Enormous and amazing

Christian: I might drive myself there tonight as I need to drop something round Beccas. Work stuff, nothing dodgy!
Christian: By work stuff of course I mean MY ENORMAZING DONG!! OH YEAH!!

by Farfox5 August 02, 2016