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Wilder Jesus Christ 

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.
Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.
Wilder Jesus Christ by erapats October 20, 2014

The Jesus Wheel 

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.
Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"
The Jesus Wheel by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017

stand-up-for-jesus 

short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.
"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."
stand-up-for-jesus by plsg March 14, 2003

Talk with Jesus 

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
Talk with Jesus by fubsish January 28, 2010

Rappin’ For Jesus 

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”
Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus
Rappin’ For Jesus by Markalius February 5, 2020

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

What I scream at my friends
“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”