Personal J-Day 

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day

Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"

Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

mary j. bilge 

Very dirty bong water, much like that of bilgewater in a ship

Toby refuses to replace the Mary J. Bilge in his bong because he considers it wasteful.

mary j. bilge by FreestyleScientist December 23, 2022

The P.J.s 

Projects, a form of housing tenure in which the property is owned by a government authority. Projects continue to have a reputation for violence, drug use, and prostitution.

In the P.J.s, my blend tape plays, bullets are strays - Nas, N.Y. State of Mind

The P.J.s by Ali Da Greatest January 27, 2009

cold j 

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

cold j by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

Noodle J by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.

Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.

Christian J Smith by julissa44 March 24, 2022

Pass The J 

When enjoying a marijuana cigarette with friends, and you're patiently waiting for it to be passed over to you.

Come on Matt, you've already had like 3 hits! Pass the J brother!

Pass The J by FuckTheJuice November 15, 2018