Law

When you do stupid, illogical, ignorant, irrational, shit. YOU GO TO FUCKING PRISON. Like killing an infant, Eating animals from a grave, raping women, and the whole nine yards.

I fucked up, The Law is going to arrest me, duh!

by JustinLaw1986! January 10, 2020

Bestfriend in law

Your bestfriend's husband/wife or girlfriend/boyfriend. So if your bestfriend is cheating then you have 2. Also if your bestfriend has a celebrity crush and says they are married that's also your bestfriend in law.

"Hi bestfriend in law" Said Beyonce

by YNW Melly's Bestfriend in law January 12, 2020

V's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but only for the entity known as V.

Cell phone ran out of battery during an important meeting, slipped on the carpet in the office, baggage lost in airport, and every app you use crashes? That's V's law for you.

by nnneeee January 24, 2020

LaW

LaW is an abbrevation that means Loses All Wars, which was popularized in the online survival gaming community.
The general belief is that any group who takes on this combination of letters will be doomed to lose all wars and commit such trash kid mistakes as deleting their own base accidently.

LaW means loses all wars.
LaW members will definitely lose all wars.
You suck so bad you're definitely gonna LaW

by Thunderpain January 24, 2020

Louis Law

The law defines that the answer to every question is 7. All working must be shown correctly but will always equals 7. This should always follow with:

Thus according to Louis law the answer is 7.

by Pengreen January 28, 2020

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.

bifloof's law strikes again

by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020