Chris

Chris is the type of guy to have a massive p*nis and blaze while naked.

Yo, Chris is absolutely insane.

by CodexperteZ January 11, 2022

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016

Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can

- Guys I Chris Edwards my foot

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Chris

A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.

"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"

"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"

by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018

Hate chris

Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you

I hate chris

by Sghhhhh September 29, 2021

chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars

That guy is a total Chris Parkinson

by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018

The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018