downtown cherry pie

When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.

Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?

by Alongnight February 9, 2017

pie-hot

Really good at something

He's pie-hot (or pie hot) at darts

by JohnBullEngland October 10, 2022

Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Pie locker

Stomach excessively full of pie

I filled my pie locker with desert

by Un1977 June 27, 2015

Thy Pie

A pussy, cooter, vagina, ham wallet

"So did you return the favor and eat her thy pie?"

by buck futter99 August 27, 2015

Irish pie

Put a potato in your butt hole and push it out creating a mashed potato effect to leave on a partners chest.

Sally gave Scottie an Irish pie, and it wasn’t even his birthday!

by XXXChunkyLoverXXX November 16, 2023