Wibble Wobble 

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

Wibble Wobble by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

wobble head 

when you get really drunk and you can't keep control of your head so it wobbles about like one of them churchill dog dolls!

gemma was that drunk once she cudnt hold her head up straight, so therfore she had wobble head

wobble head by Deano_1985 May 8, 2006

albanian wobble 

A situation in which someone continuously wobbles another right knee to create a flapping sensation and a large noise.

"I heard that Sally gave David an Albanian Wobble last night"

albanian wobble by Oliverflap April 9, 2017

double wobble 

A 50s dance craze altered to mean a sexual act.

Hey everybody let's do the double wobble! And then tonight we can REALLY double wobble!

double wobble by Doubly Wobbled February 21, 2009

Wobble 

A method of masturbation where a girl sits on her foot and rocks forward and back 'till she comes. Often processed in crowded classrooms where it is inapropriate to masturbate in public.

Man it was crowded in there! i had to wobble to get my relief.

Wobble by Daihlily April 26, 2007

word wobbles 

When one is working with any computer word-processing program, and it begins to become non-responsive and/or performs strange, unexplained functions, often resulting in the computer freezing and/or loss of the entire document.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.

Man, I spent two hours typing my report for Literature class and I got the word wobbles just before the screen went blank.

word wobbles by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

donkey wobbler 

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.

Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?

donkey wobbler by starebynight February 8, 2005