two theets

I'm in a bad mood that even "two teeth" doesn't sound like English in my ears, so its fair for me to come up with a new definition for this bitch, yeah ladies and gentlemen I'm presenting to you the new right work which is "two theets" you will no longer be confused between thoot, toot, thot, tooth, theet, teeth, teeths, tits... only Theets is true everything else is fake and conspiracy by the government to be honest

I better not find you out there mentioning "teeth" like a bitch

bitch: what's up with these two teeth?
Me: its two theets Byatch
bitch: starts crying

by HentaiBlackBird September 6, 2021

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The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011

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Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine August 14, 2012

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