tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

pp tug

when you go up to your guy friend and tug him by the weiner and causing a possible nut or ectionif you are lucky. Could as well lead to possible horniness

bro1 "hey bro!"
bro 2"hey what's u-*pp tugs bro* ooo what the fuck!"
bro 1 "dude...how do you feel?"

by AbandonedCoochie469 January 13, 2020

tug of fuck

The place between giving a fuck or not giving a fuck.

The tug of fuck is real.

by tj24hours October 5, 2016

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 5, 2018

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

by Mattj March 2, 2015

Tug under

When the man lies on his stomach because he is worried a Vietnam vet will shoot while you're tugging too hard. Then you skip a a flat hand under and grab, pulling back to the ass and tug under like hell. No Vietnam vet created. Just awesomeness.

I flipped over because I didn't want the rough Vietnam vet rub and she gave me the tug under

by Eriktherōt July 10, 2021