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testicle tornado 

Testicle tornado- where a man takes his scrotum and penis, wraps them round each other in a spiral pattern and let's go to produce a meatspin style testicle tornado
What a testicle tornado! How yummy
testicle tornado by £J October 28, 2011

Dallas Tornado 

(Verb.) The sexual act of taking 5 cans of chili and pouring them into a rusty blender. Then you take you genitalia (usually penis) and put it into the blender. While pressing "BLEND" do not withdraw the genitalia. This can cause extreme pain.

*Disclaimer: Warning, do not try this sexual activity, you will loose your private parts.*
Dude, last night I Dallas Tornadoed and it felt great!

I do not understand why any one would want to Dallas tornado.
Dallas Tornado by TonyGsBs. January 7, 2011

Piss Tornado 

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.
This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.
Piss Tornado by A.J. Walnut January 23, 2011

Tina Tornado 

The mess and craziness of a meth addict's living space.
Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.
Tina Tornado by not-for-peepee August 1, 2009

el horse tornado 

A Hispanic mom describing a merry-go-round

So it's a merry go round
I took the kids to the El Horse Tornado today!

I'm so excited to go to the El Horse Tornado!
el horse tornado by I.Like.Arson August 23, 2021

Fart Tornado 

The act of letting a fart rip on someone, then you and another person circle around them in a fast motion to trap them in a stinky funnel cloud of gas.
Dave: look at Daunte standing there looking stupid.
Shawn: I know! Lets give him a fart tornado!
Dave: Okay, rrrrriip
Daunte: Fuck you guys!
Fart Tornado by digglez23 November 26, 2010