thumbinger

When your dick is so small you don't have to use your full hand only the thumb and finger.

Gave em the ole thumbinger last night.

by APotato317 May 10, 2022

Thrusting Sniper

When a TF2 Sniper crouches, looks up, and zooms in and out of their sniper rifle. Usually funny as fuck, even funnier when you do it when two snipers are fighting each other.

Red Sniper: What the fuck is that?
Red Engineer: Thrusting Sniper
-Red Sniper proceeds to get headshotted by a Blu Sniper.

by WhatsItTooYa95 January 20, 2023

siezmic thrusting

Fucking a fatty

"You did some siezmic thrusting with that fat ho."

by Faultliner January 16, 2015

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

Tree thrusting

You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.

Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

Slang Thumpin

When you post phrases on Urban Dictionary people don't actually use or look up or come to a consensus about, leading to thousands of down votes, just so you can think you're sending a message on the front page.

Karen: remember when this website before slang thumpin?
Chad: mhum, can't wait for 2020 to be over

by glitching August 9, 2020

Anno Trumpini

2016

Prior to Anno Trumpini, MAGA hats were innocuous political swag. Now they represent a wave of ignorance and bigotry that has been normalized under the guise of “political alignment.”

by susan munster August 30, 2020