If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.
I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.
by RealWisDumbs February 21, 2021
Having to perform a task while very hungover. Most commonly used to mean having to perform your job at work while suffering from a bad hangover.
“Give Jimmy a break. He may not be performing to his usual standard, but he’s banging through the sauce today.”
by CronDaddy May 25, 2020
That one friend you have that no matter how many times you explain something to her she gets lost. Also known as an extreme blonde. Pot head like symptoms. You still can’t help but love her.
Mike: How is it that you are still lost in this conversation? We’ve already explained it ten times
Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.
Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.
by XxTwooxX October 10, 2018
by UltimateDoge October 19, 2022
It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!
Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!
by The Hung Guru August 20, 2020
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022
A semi-complex metaphor used to discretely tell your friends how close you are to laying the pipe or fucking a chick with the girl and/or her friends right in front of their faces.
Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.
Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"
Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"
Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"
by Emanthe2 December 09, 2015