Throwing the Dildo

This is a handy expression, whose original implications are all but lost. It originally was devealoped in the pornographical underground circus, in which, as a mockery of the quite legitimate affairs taking place in the open, a woman would be stripped naked, and affixed to a spinning wheel. then, instead of throwing knives, a man would aim at her with dildoes. The term has come to be synonymous, in different contexts with "Throwing in the Towel," "To steel oneself for..." and also to throw the dildo is to procrastinate or prevaricate.

Throwing the Dildo:
Damn, she really threw the dildo on that competition, what a dissapointment.
-or-
Hold on, I'm trying to throw the dildo before I jump.
-or-
"The meeting went well boss, but they threw the dildo at us so often that we couldn't make much headway."

by Dan Suade May 9, 2006

blanket throwing cowboy ninja ghost

An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill

"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}

by btanket September 21, 2007

dwarf throwing

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

Throwing up 5s

Throwing up 5s mean you get all the bitches

Brian is throwing up 5s he must get all the bitches

by 5iveguys June 15, 2022

Throwing up 4s

throwing up 4s means you loyal asf

look he’s throwing up 4s he must be loyal asf

by trustworthy 1234 May 24, 2022

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004

throwing eyes

Looking at affectionately. To fancy or find attractive. The act of checking someone out. Being caught in the act of checking someone out.

Last night that girl was throwing eyes at me.

Dont be throwin eyes at that bitch, you my man!

Ive been throwing eyes at her for a long time.

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007