downhill warrior

A runner who struggles on uphill terrain an even flat terrain, but sprints at high speeds upon hitting a downhill area. Downhill warriors are generally looked down upon by coaches and other runners, and it is customary to chant "Downhill warriors!" followed by five claps upon getting passed by one. As downhill sprinting can be tough on the joints, the practice is also medically discouraged.

I got passed by a downhill warrior on the first slope, but wound up passing him once he slwed down at the bottom.

by Teh Rote August 5, 2008

Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.

The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.

by Wharfg October 16, 2013

Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011

Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.

Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.

by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009

Surplus Warrior

The surplus warrior is someone who goes out to a military surplus store and buys military uniforms, plate carriers, surplus helmets, and all the other tacticool gear. The pretend that they're in the military and many of them think that they could be in the special forces despite never exercising.

Do you see that surplus warrior over there with the plate carrier and army uniform?

by heckingshekels June 10, 2018

Fupa warrior

A group of women with fupas who fight crime with their queefs

Damn, look it's the fupa warriors!

by AFrica May 27, 2015

Weed Warrior

Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.

"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks

by School Stoner October 2, 2010